In Baltimore there lived a boy. He wasn’t anybody’s joy. Although his name was Jabez Dawes, His character was full of flaws. In school he never led his classes, He hid old ladies’ reading glasses, His mouth was open when he chewed, And elbows to the table glued. He stole the milk of hungry kittens, And walked through doors marked …

The kings they came from out the south, All dressed in ermine fine; They bore Him gold and chrysoprase, And gifts of precious wine. The shepherds came from out the north, Their coats were brown and old; They brought Him little new-born lambs– They had not any gold. The wise men came from out the east, And they were wrapped …

Baby dolls and dinosaurs- one that cries, one that roars The pitter patter of little feet- a bike race in which they want you to compete Fruity Pebbles, pancakes, no wait! a pop-tart- those daily moments that steal your heart One throws tantrums, the other just pouts- ahh, the joys of motherhood- what life is all about Another birthday – …

The corpse that walks, its solemn line. The vampire stalks, finds blood to dine. The werewolf howls at the silver moon. His human form what’s showing at noon. The mummy’s cries of pain and loss. His wraps that smell of must and moss. The witch that flies, upon her broom casting curses and spelling doom. The black cat scurries, hisses …

Monsters, stalking through the night, Halloween is the Night of Fright. Fear is what this night brings, Along with many other things. Are you sure you are prepared? Tonight is not for the easily scared. Creatures from hell roam on this night, For tonight is the Night of Fright. Trick or treat you say, You should not have waited until …

This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. ~ Conan O’Brien Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, …

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore– While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. “‘Tis some visiter,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door– Only this and nothing more.” Ah, distinctly I …

When days grow short and nights get cold And autumn trees turn red and gold Move, we may, through sun drenched days ‘Midst leaves and berries and bales of hay In our hearts we feel the lure Toward darkness, shivers and things not pure While ghostly shadows creep slowly by Spying on witches and brooms that fly Icy fingers that …

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ― George Carlin How many observe Christ’s birthday! How few, His precepts! ― Benjamin Franklin I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. ― Charles Dickens Christmas can be celebrated in the school room with pine …

For my father, my friend, This to me you have always been. Through the good times and the bad, Your understanding I have had. A gentle man at heart, This sets you apart, From the others I’ve seen, You mean so much to me. The laughter we have shared, Cannot be compared. The tears I have shed, As you lovingly …