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Funny Marriage Quotes

Everyone is born equal in life, until they get married. Anonymous

My wife told me we have to separate, the whites from the darks. Anonymous

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. Al Bundy (TV Show Married with Children)

When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous

Marriage is a wonderful institution… but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can’t live without each other. Anonymous

People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. Anonymous

My wife told me the other day that I don’t take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station. Anonymous

Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. Anonymous

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad. Helen Rowland

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. Henny Youngman

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous

Everyone is born equal in life, until they get married. Anonymous My wife told me we have to separate, the whites from the darks. Anonymous Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. Al Bundy (TV Show Married with Children) When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does. Anonymous Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the…

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